No Wacky Weed

from FAWM 2009

OK... so the title is misleading. This is a beer drinking song of sorts. Short and sweet in honor of everything tall and frosty!

Seriously off-key, but then again, a drinking song probably should be right??
(Recorded with my new Firewire mixer and Condenser mic. )

Lyrics:

Well I don’t like that wacky weed
I never really cared for it.
I tried it as a teenager
Yeah a friend of mine had a lid

He took a pen and drew a face
on a piece of fruit
He claimed he couldn’t see it
And then I blew a fountain of puke

But drinkin beer is another story
It goes down so smooth
Bartender set another round
Aint got nothing to lose

chorus
A carbonated malty mug from heaven
Can’t get this at 7-11
Bartender set up another round
Aint got nothing to lose

spoken
Well I sat there long enough for that
Bar stool to leave a perfect imprint on my butt
I lost my Friends—they had come and gone,
But I had stayed drinkin my suds
The Bartender says “It’s closin’ time”, and I said
“How long have I been here?”
“I don’t know” he says “half the day and night”
Hell, you Might as well have another beer.

Yeah...
chorus X2
A carbonated malty mug from heaven
Can’t get this at 7-11
Bartender set up another round
Aint got nothing to lose